Big Weird Head
He Said
I am going to have to break up with you
I feel we just aren’t connecting
I said
I was just about to break up with you
I can’t handle your BIG WEIRD HEAD
He said
it’s just that I feel we are holding each other back
I said
NO IT’S BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG WEIRD HEAD
He said that we are suffocating each other and he
needs some space to breathe
And I said
no it’s because of YOUR BIG WEIRD HEAD
it’s out of proportion to your body
He said I love you very much but I need to find myself right now
I said
great you can use YOUR BIG WEIRD HEAD
to think things through
He said he was sorry but it was never meant to be
I said
hey don’t forget this massive hat for YOUR BIG WEIRD HEAD
This here poem was winner of the people's choice award in the 2005 Perfect Diary Gosh darn people have got some good taste.